🧔 Men’s Care: For Pirates, Lumberjacks & Sasquatch Hunters

Whether you’re bearded like a pirate or freshly forested, this collection is for the guy who smells like adventure (but could use a little aloe). Infused with ingredients like charcoal, hemp, jojoba, and magnesium, these small-batch essentials bring rugged vibes with a smoother finish.

Smells like flannel and bad decisions — in the woods, on a boat, or wherever you left your axe.

🪓 Product Lineup:

🧴 Beard Balm
Thick, conditioning balm for wild beards and stubborn flyaways. Softens hair, tames chaos, and smells like you might know how to swing an axe (even if you don’t).

💧 Beard Oil
Lightweight hydration with jojoba and hemp oils to soften scruff, moisturize skin, and prevent “beardruff.”

🪒 Shave Butter
Whipped to perfection — this rich, creamy lather glides on smooth for a clean shave without the sting. No foam, no nonsense. Just good glide.
Scents: Jet Fuel, Salty Sailor, Coppin Sass

🧼 Handcrafted Bar Soaps
Gritty. Lathery. Deliciously dirty. Made with masculine scent blends like Lumberjacked, Hard Core, and Salty Sailor, each bar brings bold exfoliation and rugged clean without stripping your skin.

💪 Calming Magnesium Mist
Squatch & Recover magnesium body spray — for tired muscles and overstimulated minds. Fast-absorbing, herbal-scented, and ideal post-hike or post-regret.

🛁 Muscle Recovery Butter
Hydrating without the grease. Made for hands, elbows, and faces that forgot what softness feels like.

🌊 Gel Face Scrub
Gentle exfoliation + refreshing cleanse = a face that’s as sharp as your axe.

💦 Gel Face Moisturizer
Lightweight, fast-absorbing hydration that keeps skin smooth, soft, and adventure-ready — without the greasy feel.

💋 Lip Balm
Pocket-sized protection for wind-battered, sea-salted lips. Smooth, natural hydration that keeps your smirk in shipshape.

💥 Everything he needs. Nothing he’ll admit he wants.