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Sass in a Glass - PupFume

Sass in a Glass - PupFume

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Sass in a Glass PupFume

Pet-Friendly Cologne Spray
For pups with a whole lotta attitude and zero regrets.

Your dog may be tiny, but their personality? Louder than a pack of coyotes.
Sass in a Glass is our signature pet cologne spray, handcrafted for four-legged legends who live wild, nap hard, and still deserve to smell like they’ve got their life together.

Inspired by our black long-haired dachshund, Sassy (aka Sasquatch), this spray is a playful blend of trail dog freshness and diva energy—with a whisper of foresty clean and a spritz of “don’t mess with me.”

Perfect for post-hike refreshes, between-bath glow-ups, or just because they rolled in something “mysterious” again.

Why You'll Love It:

✔️ Pet-safe, alcohol-free
✔️ Aloe-based to soothe skin & coat
✔️ Lightly scented for sensitive snouts
✔️ Zero stank, all sass
✔️ Handmade with big cryptid energy

 What’s Inside:

  • Distilled Water

  • Aloe Vera Juice

  • Witch Hazel (alcohol-free)

  • Vegetable Glycerin

  • Pet-Safe Essential Oils (like Lavender + Cedarwood or a custom blend)

  • Liquid Germall Plus (preservative)

How to Use:

Shake before use.
Spritz lightly over your dog’s coat—avoiding eyes, nose, and ears.
Use between baths, after walks, or anytime your pup needs to smell less like mischief and more like main character energy.

For dogs who give drama, not odor.

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